Free Yakult Drinks

Two days ago, Hann suddenly put a yakult drink on my table, and she said:"Yong yong请你喝的 (Yong yong treat u drink 1) [yala, hann tis fellow where got so good give me free drinks, keke]". I have known yong yong since foundation, n tis is the 1st time she treat me a drink, I was touched n nearly cried edi (ehem, haha).

Tis is the yakult drink tat yong yong gave me

But soon, my mood to drink the yakult is affected due to the "lecture" given by "part-time" yakult representative -- Hann (tat time she was just back from visiting and attending the lecture "yakultology" from the factory).

Tis is the conversation between hann, vien n me.
vien: walao, 酱小罐罢了
(walao, the bottle is too small la)
ting: 是咯，才85ml，vitagen都有125ml
(yalo, only 85ml, vitagen also got 125ml)
hann: 你们不可以酱算的，你们要算你们喝了多少只bacteria
(u two cannot count like tat, should count how many bacteria u have drunk)
ting: 都看不到里面有几只bacteria，也不知道他们放什么bacteria
(cannot know how many bacteria r inside la, also dunno wat's the bacteria inside)
hann: 不知道，那个人没有讲，等下是E.coli在里面，哈哈　
(dunno, tat person also din say, mayb is E.coli inside, haha)

At tis moment, vien opened the drinks.
hann: 你知道怎样开吗？吸水管要向下推的，而且要用拇指推的知道吗？
(u know how to open it? the straw must be pushed downwards using thumb u know?)
[*speechless* i dunno n dun wish to know]
ting: 不会太大力然后弄掉吸水管的咩？
(wont the straw fall onto ground if push too hard?)
hann: 不会的，用多大力都不会掉的
(wont fall 1, no matter how hard u push)
[i see, so magic]

vien drank til half n put on the table.
hann: 还有啊，一定要一次过喝完。不可以酱放在桌子，等下有空气的bacteria进到里面去，就喝了没有意思了。
(somemore, u must one shot drink finish 1, cannot left on the table like tat, later got bacteria from atmosphere enter into it, then the healthy drink become meaningless edi)
vien: 炸到，酱快喝完都好像没有喝到什么
(swt, drink so fast seem like drink nothing 1)
hann: 都讲是看你喝了多少bacteria了咯
(told u d, it's see how many bacteria u have drunk)
[got so many rules, i cannot enjoy the drinks then also meaningless after drinking la =.=]

Then i also opened the drink n observing the can.
ting: eh, 这个吸水管几时变到酱长的？
(eh, how come the straw become so long 1?)
vien: 炸到，你一推出来它就是酱的 (swt, it's like tat once u pushed it out)
ting: eh，原来我们喝的是30 billion life Lactobacillus嘞。Life的嘞
(eh, i finally realize wat we drank is 30 billion life Lactobacillus leh, life 1 wo)
vien: *speechless* then?
[haha, i know i'm A BIT 38, n i also dunno wat is so good about Lactobacillus in our body, as long as it's not E.coli, lol]

see, must push the straw downwards using thumb =.=

the extended straw. the white colour part is the ori length tat we saw

The yakultology lecture is 30 minutes long in the factory according to my frens, n i used 30 seconds to finish the drinks, lol. I only have one thought after drinking tat "HUH, finish liao ar?" haha. anyway, thanks yong yong o~ can i have another 1? keke

i'm so touched by yong yong. n i know someone will be coming back to malaysia by the end of tis year. will i get souvenir from her? keke~